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Ouija Cat 2002


KIDS WRITE TO GOD...

 Dear God,
   In Sunday School they told us what You do.  Who does it when
   You are on vacation?  - Jane

 Dear God,
   I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.  - Elliot

 Dear God,
   Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because
   if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.  - Darla

 Dear God,
   I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You
   made on Tuesday.  - Margret

 Dear God,
   I read the Bible.  What does "begat" mean?  Nobody will tell
   me. - Love, Allison

 Dear God,
   Are you really invisible or is that a trick?  - Lucy

 Dear God,
   Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
   bowling words in the house?  - Anita

 Dear God,
   Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
   accident?  - Norma

 Dear God,
   Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why
   don't You just keep the ones You have now?  - Jane

 Dear God,
   Who draws the lines around countries?  - Nan

 Dear God,
   The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you
   fool".  But he was smart, he stuck with You.  That's what I would
   do.  - Eddie

 Dear God,
   I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.  Is that
   okay?  - Neil

 Dear God,
   What does it mean You are a Jealous God?  I thought You had
   everything.  - Jane

 Dear God,
   Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
   - Joyce

 Dear God,
   Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our
   day of rest.  - Tom L.

 Dear God,
   Please send me a pony.  I never asked for anything before, You can
   look it up. - Bruce

 Dear God,
   If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer
   Horton because I hate her.  - Denise

 Dear God,
   My brother is a rat.  You should give him a tail.  Ha ha.  - Danny

 Dear God,
   Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had
   their own rooms.  It works with my brother.  - Larry

 Dear God,
   I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much
   hair all over.  - Sam

 Dear God,
   You don't have to worry about me.  I always look both ways.  - Dean

 Dear God,
   I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole
   world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
   - Nan

 Dear God,
   Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best.
   - Rob

 Dear God,
   My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
   They're just kidding, aren't they?  - Marsha

 Dear God,
   If You watch me in Church Sunday.  I'll show You my new shoes.
   - Mickey D.

 Dear God,
   I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
   - Love, Chris

 Dear God,
   We read Thomas Edison made light.  But in school they said You did
   it. So, I bet he stoled Your idea.  Sincerely,  Donna

 Dear God,
   I do not think anybody could be a better God.  Well, I just want
   You to know but I am not just saying that because You are God
   already.  - Charles



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