An Uplifting Archive -
Ouija Cat 2002


INSTRUCTIONS FOR A BETTER LIFE

1.     Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

2.     Memorize your favorite poem.

3.     Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep 
all you want.

4.     When you say, "I love you", mean it.

5.     When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

6.     Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

7.     Believe in love at first sight.

8.     Never laugh at anyone's dreams.

9.     Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it's 
the only way to live life completely.

10.    In disagreements, fight fairly.  No name calling.

11.    Don't judge people by their relatives.

12.    Talk slow but think quick.

13.    When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

14.    Remember that great love and great achievements involve 
great risk.

15.    Call your Mom.

16.    Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

17.    When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

18.    Remember the three R's:  Respect for self; Respect for 
others; Responsibility for all your actions.

19.    Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

20.    When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate 
steps to correct it.

21.    Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in
your voice.

22.    Marry someone you love to talk to.  As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other skill.

23.    Spend time alone.

24.    Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

25.    Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

26.    Read more books and watch less TV.

27.    Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and 
think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.

28.    Trust in God, but lock your car.

29.    A loving atmosphere in your home is so important.  Do all 
you can to create a tranquil harmonious home.

30.    In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current
situation; don't bring up the past.

31.    Read between the lines.

32.    Share your knowledge.  It's a way to achieve immortality.

33.    Be gentle with the earth.

34.    Pray  --  there's immeasurable power in it.

35.    Never interrupt when you are being flattered.

36.    Mind your own business.

37.    Don't trust someone who doesn't close their eyes when you 
kiss them.

38.    Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.

39.    If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others 
while you are living.  That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.

40.    Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a 
stroke of luck.

41.    Learn the rules then break some.

42.    Remember that the best relationship is one where your love 
for each other is greater than your need for each other.

43.    Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to 
get it.

44.    Remember that your character is your destiny.

45.    Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.



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